Well it was certainly an eventful weekend, let’s get into it.
First and foremost, I’d like to give a shout out to Darius “Peanut” Pettiford for salting the earth and cutting all but two of his players. An absolute baller move, which I respect even if I don’t understand.
While many of these eight players were cast aside with good reason, several (Harrell, THT, D Rose) hold real value and I think we might see some action when the Waivers clear tomorrow morning. Keep your eyes peeled.
With all these middling players on the waiver wire, let’s take another gander at the Free Agents in America’s favorite gameshow: Guess That Player! (Answers at the end of the email)
· Our first contestant is 6’7 and went to Duke. For some of you that will be enough of a hint, but for the normal people reading this, here's more: he’s played for two teams in the Eastern Conference, and he’s pretty much just a bucket. Freshly returned from a short injury, he’s back and ready to let it fly
· Our second contestant is 33 years old, and he plays for a team that just fielded seven total players against the Wizards two weeks ago
· Our third contestant has been hurt since December 29th 2020, but he’s set to return this week. It’s bold to assume he can even still play basketball, but if you trust in the Bubble and modern medicine, you should go get this man
· Our fourth, final, and biggest swing contestant was thrown into a trade last deadline day for Joe Ingles. While his team started hot, their new GM has managed to start pulling on the right strings and they’re losing plenty of games now. This player’s finally seeing the court, and he’s put up 34 and 17 fantasy points in his last two games
Now, it’s time for some Bonus Stars
The Wildcard, Bitches! Bonus Star goes to Peanut, for all the reasons listed above
The 774 Bonus Star goes to Will and Me for scoring the exact same number of points last week
And The Big Dick Swinger Bonus Star for Having The Best Player According to 2k goes to Steven for Christian Wood’s 84 overall
Answers...
Answers: 1-Cam Reddish, 2-Dewayne Dedmon, 3-TJ Warren, 4-Nickeal Alexander-Walker
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