Week 3 is in the books, and pretty much nothing has settled in. Let's get into it.
- 2-0 Old Man Team dropped the ball, leveling the standings and leaving just one undefeated team remaining (more on that later)
- Mike Honcho's Magic Men suffered the loss of Timelord and dropped to 0-3
- New Bern Nematode's welcome to the league game has turned into a welcome to the league season
- I dominated but lost Jalen Johnson to eligibility and am deeply considering dropping Grayson Allen for the same reason since the Suns simply refuse to get healthy
- Twerk Nowitzki set back race relations 100 years by beating Nevada Nidokings with Duncan Robinson, Alex Caruso, and Drew Eubanks
- Sky High Smiths followed my advice by picking up guys like Luke Kennard and Toumani Camara, and they're sitting at 1-2
- Luka Deez Beanz rides the scalding hot hand of Jaime Jaquez Jr to 2-1
Time to analyze a trade
On November 1st, Isaac sent Payton Pritchard to Will for Jonathan Isaac. At the time, the two were simply exchanging problems. Since being traded, Jonathan Isaac has put up 22, -1, DNP, 24, and 25, crazy high numbers for averaging 13 mpg, but erratic as hell. Pritchard has been even weirder, giving us 41 followed by -2, 9, 4, 29, and 19. It's been two weeks and I simply have no way of knowing who won this stupid trade.
A few Free Agents
- Precious is back from injury
- So too is Naji Marshall. Keep an eye on the Pelicans as they start getting guys healthy again
- Bilal Coulibaly had his breakout game yesterday with 52 fantasy points!
- Cory Kispert is continuously available
- Kevin Knox is back in Detroit and this time it's gonna work! In his defense, he got 37 fantasy points in his first game
- He's not playing all that well, hence the benching, but Ziaire Williams is now available
Now for some Bonus Stars
The Look at the Big Brain on Brad Bonus Star goes to Isaac for picking up Marcus Sasser, who ended up being his leading scorer for the week
The Did Someone Call 9 1 Ho-ly Shit Bonus Star splits in two and goes to Will and Isaac for their entire goddam teams getting hurt at once. Mason Plumlee, Cam Thomas, and Tsunami Papi for Isaac; Amen Thompson, Tre Jones, Brandon Miller, and Jae Crowder for Will. Didn't intend for this whole email to be about those two, but that's how it worked out
The My Pussy Tastes Like Cherry Cola Bonus Star for wait, what did they just say? goes to the Lakers for starting Cam Reddish over Austin Reaves
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