It's been a hard-fought second round of the playoffs, so here's the quick and dirty rundown:
- Ja became available on Wednesday so I scooped him out of spite
- Later that same night Steven started sniffing around what it would cost to trade for Ja
- Over the cries of collusion, I traded Ja and a hurt Norm Powell for Delon Wright and a hurt Ja'Sean Tate
- Wright put up a total of 74 points in the two games I had him
- Ja put up 43 and then lost his eligibility
- Steven lost by 2 points
- Cinderella Cody almost pulled off his second upset of the playoffs but fell short due to a Sunday night masterclass from the best forehead in the league: Kyle Anderson
- Winning in the regular season turned out to matter from Isaac and Will
- Nothing matters anymore for me
- Some people are still playing for something
- That's nice
- LeBron became available yesterday but too late for anyone to get him. Can't imagine he'll come off the bench again, but if anyone wants to take a swing, fuck it
- Portland decided to pack it in, so if you're still in the market for new players, grab some of their randos
Now for some fun, let's take a look back at the first round of the draft, all those months ago, and grade them
- Alex Caruso - Cody: D - The only thing saving this from an F is that I love Bald Jesus
- Jordan Poole - Isaac: A - Without fault
- Montrezl Harrell - Peanut: F - Didn't hardly play at all, seemingly out of nowhere
- Spencer Dinwiddie - Will: D - Only not an F because we thought he'd be eligible
- Christian Wood - Steven: B - Only not an A because he had that little hiccup
- Jokic - Kenny: F - Obviously
- Malcolm Brogdan - Michael: A - Killer
- Bobby Portis - Daniel: A - Killer
- Kevin Love - OMT: - C - Fine, just fine
- Norman Powell - Me: B - Just didn't play as much as some other options
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