Sunday, February 12, 2023

All-Star Roster

All-Star Festivities

 

Through a combination of ya’lls votes and my own research, I have named 24 All-Stars. As a reward for being in first, Isaac and Will got to pick the starters.

 

East (Will)

1.     Russell Westbrook (led the league with 5 votes)

2.     Benedict Mathurin (2 votes)

3.     Malcolm Brogdan (2 votes)

4.     Jalen McDaniels (1 vote)

5.     Walker Kessler

6.     Caris LeVert

7.     Tyus Jones

8.     Norman Powell

9.     Victor Oladipo

10.  TJ McConnell

11.  Cole Anthony

12.  Brandon Clarke

Starters: Russ, Jones, Mathurin, Brogdan, McDaniels

 

West (Isaac)

1.     Bobby Portis (led the league with 5 votes)

2.     Jordan Poole (4 votes)

3.     Onyeka Okongwu (2 votes)

4.     Bruce Brown (1 vote)

5.     Malik Beasley

6.     Immanuel Quickley

7.     Max Strus

8.     Alex Caruso

9.     Malik Monk

10.  Larry Nance Jr

11.  Jalen Duren

12.  Dennis Smith Jr

Starters: Poole, Quickley, Duren, BP, Okongwu


Who wins? You decide! Or at least, you can feel free to decide. I’ll obviously maintain full creative control, but feel free to chip in with your valued opinions.

 

Now, onto the…

 

Three-Point Contest

1.     Malik Beasley – 3.1 3PM per game is the highest in our league. Odds-on favorite

2.     Bogdan Bogdanovic – Proven cool under pressure

3.     Jordan Poole – Constantly trying to prove himself

4.     Luke Kennard – Trying to shoot his way onto a roster

5.     Joe Harris – Showing up for the old heads

6.     Georges Niang – The Minivan never misses a corner three, I swear

 

Once again, please vote for your favorite. Who knows, it might even sway my answer!

 

Now…

 

Dunk Contest

1.     Shaedon Sharpe – Can’t back out of this one, punk

2.     Kenyon Martin Jr – Our real-life representative

3.     Jalen Duren – Gonna bring down the rim Shaq-style

4.     Austin Reaves – Just the funniest option I could think of

 

Alright, you know the drill: who wins?

 

And now, finally, what you’ve all been waiting for…

 

Skills Competition

Contest will be Intergenerational. Three teams, each with one player 20 and under, one in their 20s, and one 30 and over

1.     Team 1: The Indiana Pacers

a.     TJ McConnell – The wise old man

b.     Chris Duarte – The only 20-something both on the Pacers and on a roster

c.     Bennedict Mathurin – Young buck

2.     Team 2: Plumdog and his Millionaires

a.     Mason Plumlee – The passer

b.     Bol Bol – The freak

c.     Jalen Duren – Also the freak

3.     Team 3: The Face, the Brains, and the Brawn

a.     Ricky Rubio – The face

b.     Alex Caruso – The brains

c.     Jonathon Kuminga – The brawn

 

Cast your votes now!

 

As a summary, feel free to vote for

·      Who got snubbed from the All-Star Game

·      Which team wins the All-Star Game

·      Who wins the Three-Point Contest

·      Who wins the Dunk Contest

·      Who wins the Skills Competition

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