Friday, October 14, 2022

The Only Document That Matters (1/2)

Gents, it's almost time. Draft is this Sunday at 8pm.


Here I've compiled the official starting lineups of every team. If their name is on this email, you cannot start them in our league. You can draft and stash the players who are only starting because the actual starter is injured, and you can start this player in our league the moment they return to their rightful place on the bench. So depending on how much injury news you want to read, and how intently you plan on updating your squad throughout the season, you might just want to shy away from these specific guys. Up to you.


Again, if their name's on this email, you can't play them. 


Here goes.


Boston

Marcus Smart

Derrick White

Jaylen Brown

Jayson Taytum

Al Horford

*When Robert Williams comes back after a month or so (hopefully) Derrick White will become available for our league

Brooklyn

Kyrie Irving

Joe Harris

Kevin Durant

Ben Simmons

Nic Claxton

*Although this might be the most mercurial starting lineup in the league, this is the official lineup our league will operate under

New York

Jalen Brunsen

Evan Fournier

RJ Barrett

Julius Randle

Mitchell Robinson

Philly

Tyrese Maxey

James Harden

Tobias Harris

PJ Tucker

Joel Embiid

Toronto

Fred VanFleet

Gary Trent Jr

OG Anunoby

Scottie Barnes

Pascal Siakam

Chicago

Ayo Dosunmu

Zach Lavine

DeMar DeRozan

Patrick Williams

Nikola Vucevic

*Lonzo Ball is the natural starter over Ayo, but the injury sounds really nasty and I don't know when we'll see him this year

Cleveland

Darius Garland

Donovan Mitchell

Caris LaVert

Evan Mobley

Jarrett Allen

*LaVert's the soul-crusher here. We'll monitor if he loses that starting spot

Detroit

Cade Cunningham

Jaden Ivey

Saddiq Bey

Bojan Bogdanovic

Isaiah Stewart

*Marvin Bagley was going to start over Bogdanovic but now he's out until early November. We'll see who wins that spot when he comes back

Indiana

Tyrese Haliburton

Chris Duarte

Buddy Hield

Jalen Smith

Myles Turner

Milwaukee

Jrue Holiday

Grayson Allen

Bobby Portis

Giannis Antetokuonmpo

Brook Lopez

*I have beef with this one. Every report I can find still backs up what Middleton said on media day, which was that he would miss the start of the season. Yet both ESPN and CBS (a shockingly reliable source for lineup info) have him starting. For this reason I am making a declaration, based on their preseason games: Bobby Portis is a starter. Until Middleton comes back you cannot start BP in our league. You can absolutely draft him, because he's a great bench player who will return to the bench very soon. But you cannot start him

Atlanta

Trey Young

Dejounte Murray

De'Andre Hunter

John Collins

Clint Capela

Charlotte

Terry Rozier

Kelly Oubre Jr

Gordan Hayward

PJ Washington

Mason Plumlee

*Everything about this team frustrates me. LaMelo's out with an ankle sprain, and with the tank for Wembenyama already well underway, they might keep him out for a little while longer. Oubre slid into that spot in their final preseason game, so I have to assume that will happen. If Cody Martin takes it instead, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it

Miami

Kyle Lowry

Tyler Herro

Caleb Martin

Jimmy Butler

Bam Adebeyo

*Talk about a stake in the heart. I didn't want it to be true, but Tyler Herro's gonna be starting games for the Heat. Unless he's relegated to the bench during the season, he is unavailable for us to draft

Orlando

Cole Anthony

Terrence Ross

Franz Wagner

Paolo Panchero

Wendell Carter Jr.

*Jalen Suggs, Markelle Fultz, and Gary Harris are all hurt for the Magic, so draft and stash Anthony and Ross, but you can't start them until the better players come back

Washington

Monte Morris

Bradley Beal

Will Barton

Kyle Kuzma

Kristaps Porzingis

Denver

Jamal Murray

Kentavius Caldwell-Pope

Michael Porter Jr

Aaron Gordan

Nikola Jokic

Minnesota

D'Angelo Russell

Anthony Edwards

Jaden McDaniels

Karl-Anthony Towns

Rudy Gobert

OKC

Josh Giddey

Tre Mann

Lu Dort

Poku

Jeremiah Robinson-Earle

*Two things. SGA is out for the start of the season, so once he comes back it's likely Tre Mann will be benched. Secondly, I'm guessing on the Poku thing. My sources (ESPN and CBS) say Bazley will start at the 4, but he's come off the bench in every preseason game. So I'm declaring it will be Poku

Portland

Damian Lillard

Anfernee Simons

Josh Hart

Jerami Grant

Jusuf Nurkic

*Josh Hart, the lovable son of a bitch, he went and made the starting lineup

Utah

Mike Conley

Collin Sexton

Malik Beasly

Lauri Markkanen

Kelly Olynyk

*I can't lie to ya'll. I don't know. Nobody knows. This team's gonna do whatever it takes to suck shit through a straw and get that number one pick. The only problem is, there's some really good talent for our purposes on this team. So above is my best guess, but we might have to make adjustments soon (AKA: draft from Utah at your own risk)

Golden State

Stephen Curry

Klay Thompson

Andrew Wiggins

Draymond Green

Kevon Looney

*Looks like nothing at all is gonna happen with this Draymond thing, so he's locked into the starting lineup

LA Clippers

Reggie Jackson

Paul George

Kawhi Leonard

Marcus Morris

Ivica Zubac

LA Lakers

Russell Westbrook

Kendrick Nunn

LeBron James

Anthony Davis

Damian Jones

Phoenix

Chris Paul

Devin Booker

Mikal Bridges

Cam Johnson

Deandre Ayton

*Looks like Cam Johnson's gonna be fine, so the Sun's lineup stays intact

Sac Town

De'Aaron Fox

Kevin Huerter

Harrison Barnes

Keegan Murray

Domantas Sabonis

Dallas

Luka Doncic

Tim Hardaway Jr

Reggie Bullock

Dorian Finney-Smith

Javale McGee

Houston

Kevin Porter Jr.

Jalen Green

Eric Gordan

Jabari Smith

Alperen Sengun

Memphis

Ja Morant

Desmond Bane

Dillon Brooks

Santi Aldama

Steven Adams

*When JJJ comes back, Aldama will very much be available for our league

New Orleans

CJ McCollum

Brandon Ingram

Herb Jones

Zion Williamson

Jonas Valanciunas

San Antonio

Tre Jones

Devin Vassell

Doug McDermott

Keldon Johnson

Jakob Poeltl

*Another guess. If anything changes drastically we'll pivot

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